So my son has curly hair. Full on blonde curly hair with ringlets. Yes he looks like a girl but having had dull dark brown straight hair all my life, I’m lovin’ it.
But hubby has dubbed him Boris – as in him of Johnson mad hair mayor fame – and so my daughter now calls him Boris.
Now today, when an old lady stopped him in the street and asked “What’s your name little girl?” He answered “Boris.”
Dear God, forgive us, for we knew not what we were doing? In ten year’s time this is bound to come out to his shrink – as is he, probably, given his current penchant for Rapunzel outfits and Barbie dolls.
Emily Manson 
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