why is it my phone dies even when I’ve charged it all night?
why is it my phone flips to landscape when I typing a message on a table?
why is it my phone locks all the time so when i get a call i can’t unlock it on time?
why is it my phone ‘ends call’ when i put it to my ear?
why is it my phone flips from home page to some random Xfactor page I’ve never uploaded all the time?
why is it my phone does a super scroll thru contacts so fast I can’t actually pinpoint the person I want to call?
why is it my phone keeps logging me out of twitter and facebook?
why is it I can’t find the numbers on my phone for text messages?
why is it my touch screen phone doesn’t recognise gloves – It’s cold out there, doesn’t it realise?
why does my phone take forever to upload an email?
AND FINALLY why is my 3 year old better at the games on my phone than I am?
OK feel much better for the verbal vomit. Rant over
Emily Manson 
Bloody hell, what phone is it? It’s a terrible advertisement for it!